The Venn diagram of people who are good actors and people willing to have sex on camera must be incredibly small because Gaspar Noé‘s Love built a film to sit on three central performances, and all of them are downright terrible actors. Karl Glusman as the film’s lead is the worst offender, a man who seems like he just learned lines phonetically even though he’s speaking his first language. The romantic bonds are criminally underdeveloped, and very few things are worse than seeing a romance between two people you don’t care about. Even explicit 3D sex can’t make this entertaining in the slightest.
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